Are you game? Dreamed 6026 days ago | | 272 words
All quoted text from this post is taken verbatim from the text messages. Misspellings, lack of capitalization and all.
I get a text message tonight.
Hey girl are you going to the game tonight
It came from a phone number I don’t recognize. So I do the only logical thing. I replied.
Sure! Shall we bang under the bleachers?
I never expected a reply as this seemed rather forward and childish. However, I was not to be disappointed. Minutes later I received,
Oh yeah baby! Haha I love you alicia
So now I know who I am. Now, I’m sure Alicia is a nice girl and I really don’t want to ruin her evening, so I go with something outlandish.
Baby wear the monkey suit you know how it gets me hot
Failure!
Haha alicia you know who this is right?
Not a clue, but neither do you!
No can we still bang?
I did offer after all.
Haha sure but this is alli w******* lover
So… I facebook/myspace/google her. I get nothing. I am sad. New tangent!
Mind if I bring Ashley?
I don’t even know an Ashley. But I had to keep the A-named theme going.
Ashle who?
She knows one at least.
The ashley. my girlfriend.
This should do it! Now, if Alicia has a girlfriend or a girl friend named Ashley, then the weirdness factor raises 400%.
What i an so confused.
Success!
Maybe you should check Alicias phone number. ;)
Perhaps now she will realize I am clearly not alicia. No harm. No foul.
Who is this!?!?
My name is Carl. And you are Alli. But I am not about to tell you this. ;) You’re too fun!
The random wrong number you’ve been texting.
And with that, my evening of fun came to an end.
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