Salesmen Purgatory Dreamed 4859 days ago | | 69 words

I take a certain glee in sentencing sales calls to our owner’s voicemail. It’s even sweeter when they go willingly.
“He’ll call you back.” I tell them, knowing there’s a better chance that pigs will fly and hell will freeze over (not the one in Michigan).
It satisfies me to place them there, in this purgatory. Sentenced for life.
Thank you cold callers.
You make my day brighter.


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